Ride a convertible with the top down in sub freezing temperatures, with the heat blasted inside and heated seats turned on
by funnychiron January 12, 2024
Get the Airy Hot Tubmug. A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.
Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.
by gefilte gin May 23, 2022
Get the Tubmug. A "golden shower" in which "nature wins," and the provider of said shower accidentally defecates as well. Usually happens under emergency circumstances.
by Covfefe16 October 17, 2025
Get the Reverse bath tubmug. by killercrock6969 June 4, 2018
Get the Grout the tubmug. A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”
Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”
by zealasquigs April 30, 2023
Get the Make some toast in the tubmug. The practice of slurping water out of a bath drain after another male has masturbated and orgasmed in the water during his bath.
by Mr._Meat_Whisle March 25, 2024
Get the tub slurpermug. The act of boiling a kettle, opening it as it's boiling, taking ones trousers down to the ankle level, spreading ones butt cheeks and sitting on top of the kettle. When the water is at optimum temperature and steam is rising, let steam trickle into the sphincter. This will help a lot with your dire constipation.
For sexual act pour fecal water into anus of anal companion...
For sexual act pour fecal water into anus of anal companion...
by EltonJohnReanalised March 13, 2024
Get the B W Hot Tubmug.