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phone-faggot

When a guy becomes so enamored by his phone, he begins producing estrogen.
Mike: Where's Kenny?

Dave: He's outside talking to his phone-faggot buddy, Bill.
by BigN_Tasty January 21, 2016
mugGet the phone-faggotmug.

phone neck

This is the form of a bad habit, which is caused by the actions of constantly looking down for long periods of time at smart phones (iOS, Android, etc.) that eventually results with neck pain, or feeling as if one's neck is strained from being in an uncomfortable position. Phone neck isn't a common problem now, but with technology constantly advancing, and with new innovative ideas for communicating and entertainment on the rise in most modern societies, this will be a reoccurring problem with most people. This all started with the millennials.
BobbyJo: Damn mad, I was talking to Lisa the other day and she completely ignored me since she was on her damn phone. Then she said her neck has been hurting out of the blue.

JT: She probably got that phone neck.
by jotahu July 20, 2017
mugGet the phone neckmug.

lezbo phone

The act of fat fingering your phone into inoperable submission due to the over utilization of finger fucking Instagram, Facebook and Twitter ...
Crystal, no wonder your alarm didn't go off ... you have a Lezbo Phone.
by Randa Mundo April 4, 2019
mugGet the lezbo phonemug.

Phone bondage

Phone bondage is a somewhat uncomfortable situation when two people are talking on the phone and one person keeps talking, preventing the other from hanging up. Somewhat tolerable for the person who wants to hang up, but also somewhat unpleasant because they want to hang up--similar to some of the effects of bondage.
"Ahh man, we've been talking on the phone for 5 hours straight, I need some sleep."

(other person continues conversation and ignores the comment)

"Agh, this is seriously unfair phone bondage..."

(other person continues conversation to first person's expense)
by anuXdew2000 March 24, 2008
mugGet the Phone bondagemug.

Cracked phone

Take somebody's phone, then take a picture of somebody's ass, set it as the home screen, and change the language on the phone.
Person A: Why is there a picture of somebody's bare ass on my phone and why is everything in Japanese now?

Person B: Ha! You got a cracked phone
by shotgunsteve April 12, 2021
mugGet the Cracked phonemug.

Burn Phone

Mobile phone throw against a wall and then set on fire, when the owner realises that his Android phone has insufficient memory to be updated, thus rendering it worthless.
Sorry I didn’t call You but the latest security update release a case of (And)”Roid Rage” which turned my phone into a “Burn Phone”
by Alanya Viking November 12, 2017
mugGet the Burn Phonemug.

spiderman phone

A smart phone that has been dropped, the screen shattered, resembling a spider web, but still works.
Owner, user will continue to use it, dreading the cost of replacing it.
Dude finally upgrades to a smart phone, and what does he do on the first day? He drops it
and converts it to a spiderman phone.
by GATORBOY9A April 29, 2013
mugGet the spiderman phonemug.

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