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dirty pirate hooker

a dirty, pirate-like hooker. Often times used to describe someone you either
a.) dont like
b.)just committed an act that you do not like

most oftenly used as a exclaimation
Suzy: Ethan your a dick!

Ethan: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker! go back to your home on whore island!
by Mill3rtim3 February 21, 2009
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Hooker Top

A slutty woman, or general term used by men to address females.
David: Julie was being such a bitch today!
Levi: Yeah I know shes a total hooker top.
by The one who did the thing. September 13, 2006
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Bugger Me Hooker

bugger me hooker is like saying "oh my god!!" but better for your Christian minecraft server!
by meltedcurlyfries July 17, 2021
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Certified Hooker Fucker

An expert in meeting (avoiding law enforcement) and fucking hookers.
That guy is a certified hooker fucker he really is about it.
by ThatFoundNigga August 29, 2017
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hard hat hooker

A recognized prostitute known to have STD's that still works the corner.
A-"Dude! I just got done banging Angie from OBT"
B-"She's a hard hat hooker bro"
A-"Shit, I better get checked out then"
by Zerracho December 7, 2013
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[Hooker] [Me] [Up]

To drive by and pick up a friend or aquaintance who would be walking/ waiting on the street
Meg: How are you getting to the club?
Emily: I'm walking towards the train station to making the 5:15 train
Meg: You are never gonna make it in time!
Emily: Well then, hooker me up!
by Supaflye October 2, 2008
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dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged
This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!
by Bigdadytid March 15, 2018
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