dirty pirate hooker

a dirty, pirate-like hooker. Often times used to describe someone you either
a.) dont like
b.)just committed an act that you do not like

most oftenly used as a exclaimation

Suzy: Ethan your a dick!

Ethan: Shut up you dirty pirate hooker! go back to your home on whore island!

by Mill3rtim3 October 17, 2008

Hooker Top

A slutty woman, or general term used by men to address females.

David: Julie was being such a bitch today!
Levi: Yeah I know shes a total hooker top.

by The one who did the thing. September 13, 2006

Bugger Me Hooker

bugger me hooker is like saying "oh my god!!" but better for your Christian minecraft server!

"Bugger me hooker!! did you just die?"

by meltedcurlyfries July 17, 2021

hard hat hooker

A recognized prostitute known to have STD's that still works the corner.

A-"Dude! I just got done banging Angie from OBT"
B-"She's a hard hat hooker bro"
A-"Shit, I better get checked out then"

by Zerracho December 08, 2013

[Hooker] [Me] [Up]

To drive by and pick up a friend or aquaintance who would be walking/ waiting on the street

Meg: How are you getting to the club?
Emily: I'm walking towards the train station to making the 5:15 train
Meg: You are never gonna make it in time!
Emily: Well then, hooker me up!

by Supaflye August 06, 2008

Double hooker wedgie

it’s a good choice if you want to hang someone from their door and let their dog eat their butt and it only has to be in the persons new house

Noah loved giving his friend a double hooker wedgie

by Trey white Vlogs February 08, 2018

dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged

This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!

by Bigdadytid March 16, 2018