hamburglar

Vlad, the Russian of White Lake

"I do not come for to ice skate, I come for to crash," said Vlad

by Chris Justin Jeremy April 1, 2005

Hambone

When a person ingests a said quantity of opiates or uppers and is sent into a mania of sudden movements such as beating on their thighs or cleaning vigorously by effect of the drug. Or the act of doing opiates and uppers together otherwise known as speedballing.

Rumpus was doing the hambone after that bump and started cleaning the kitchen.

by Megaseth May 7, 2010

Hamboning

The act of performing sexual intercourse whilst eating ham.

Guy 1: Yo dude, I was hamboning this chick all night...fucking delicious.
Guy 2: The ham, or the chick?
Guy 1: ...the ham.

by Phyllis E. Rection December 20, 2010

hamburger phone

A way to put a phone in a human body.

Peter: Hey Quagmire! I ate this hamburger phone from a pregnant girl, and my gut started ringing. you called and begged her not to sue you for child rape.

by sB129 March 15, 2008

hamburglar

Cyrus Ghahremani.

Mmmm, nothing like a good ol' quarter poun---HEY! THAT LITTLE KID JUST JACKED MY BURGER! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU!!

by Pee May 8, 2003

Hamburger

1: Person from Hamburg, Germany

2: A Hot Female

1: "fuck that fucking nazi Hamburger!"

2: "Damn that bitch is a Hamburger!"

by An Obese Child December 28, 2005

Hambonersteen

Of or relating to an instance or situation in which one is screwed over or fucked up. The word is applicable to many situations including instances of late night escapades involving women or alcohol.

After Jim and John shotgunned twenty beers and chugged a fifth, they were hambonersteen and could not find their way back to the hotel.

Those guys were really good at beer pong, we got hambonersteened and lost by eight cups.

by Gek Nation April 11, 2011