guiteyboard

Keyboard that you play standing up, like a guitar.
see Keytar.

Nice Guiteyboard!

by octavius March 10, 2004

Guite

One of the worst insults you can all someone.

You are such a Guite.

by Lizzo-123 May 24, 2020

Guitar Hero III

A) Third numbered installment in the Guitar Hero franchise (fourth including Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80's). Unlike the previous games, which were developed by Harmonix, Guitar Hero III (henceforth GH3) was developed mainly by Activision in an attempt to ride on the success of the previous Guitar Hero games. GH3 features a soundtrack full of artists befitting of it's subtitle "Legends of Rock." Artists like "Die Toten Hosen," "Héroes del Silencio," and "Eric Johnson." GH3 also attempts to pull the player more into the story of the game through animated cutscenes. It also adds battles with famous guitarists like "Tom Morello" and "Slash," these battles are essetially glorified versus mode except that the AI controlled character never makes mistakes unless you use a power up. It should also be mentioned that the final battle against Lou (the devil) is basically impossible even on easier difficulties without play it multiple times and hoping that Lou gets the less deadly powerups. It also adds a new Co-op career mode with songs that cannot be unlocked in any other mode, this means that if you own the PS3 or Wii version of the game you must buy another copy of the game to get another controller so you can play through co-op career in order to play these songs. For those that played the Playstation 2 version of GH2, the third installment adds downloadable content (DLC) in the form of additional songs, most of which are piss-poor songs/bands which no one wants to play and all of which are horribly overpriced (about $2.50 per song or $6.50 for pack of three songs (song packs and individual songs are separate and a song that is available in a song pack is not available individually and vise versa)). DLC is only available on the XBox 360 and Playstation 3 versions of the game. Completely new to the franchise is online play, now you can face off against others online (provided you are playing the XBox 360 version as the PS3 and Wii online modes rarely work).

B) A rhythm game for people with no friends (compare to Rock Band: a rhythm game for people with friends)

A: Hey wanna come over and play Guitar Hero III with me?
B: Nah, me and some guys are gonna go play Rock Band. We're finally gonna hook it up to the internet to get some of the 60+ songs that have been released for DLC.

by andyscout March 3, 2008

guitarded

means retarded but with a guitar.

hey dat was soo guitarded.

by jk October 28, 2004

Guitar Hero

A guitar simulation music video game for the PlayStation 2. Guitar Hero is bashed by real guitarists for...some reason.

Guitarist: OMG y dun u play real guitar insted of dat stoopid guitar hero gaem?

Gamer: I don't know. I like the game.

Guitarist: Loser.

by Not CJayC July 20, 2008

rusty guitar

The act of a man licking/eating out a female's asshole while fingering her clit (like a guitar).

Bob: Man, I just don't know how to satisfy my girlfriend lately.
Jeff: Sho, does she like music? Then give her the rusty guitar.

by Dykeee May 6, 2006

guitar

The greatest musical instrument ever made. A good guitarist can be easily identified by letting them tell you what music they listen to. They need not play for you. If a person listens to death metal, emo, screamo, and grunge they can be brushed off as poor players because they can only play a few power chords. If a guitarist listens to music such as Jimi Hendix, Led Zeppelin, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Pink Floyd, and other old rock bands they are most likely good guitarists or are at least on the right track in learning to play the instrument. Most teenage boys own a guitar though stopped playing after picking it up and finding out it takes a hell of a lot of hard work to make any progress with it. And I don't mean to sound sexist or anything, but females CAN NOT play.

Alex: Look at me! I can strum along to my favorite Fall Out Boy song!
Me: Dude put the guitar down and go write a poem about how no one understands.

by Hydroman February 4, 2006