Guineapigman

A man who likes to eat poor guinea pigs out of their cage in the laundry room

Storm and teddy got eaten by the Guineapigman

by Bigfatjason December 7, 2018

Guinea Pig

Term used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex due to the noise of approval sounding quite similar to the call of the guinea pig.

*Attractive female appears*
"Guinea pig, 5 o'clock".
Stealth checking out confirmed and target thinks you just like guinea pigs.

by DarkCyclone February 25, 2019

Grizelda

She is not whiny, just moody. She is likeable - sometimes.

I've been Grizelda'd lately. I need to stop being moody.

by Ichigo Sai August 3, 2019

Grizelda

Your face when you wake up from a late Saturday night.

I've been Grizelda'd last monday. I need to start sleeping early

by Ichigo Sai August 3, 2019

guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.

at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.

by Krkič October 15, 2019

Gizelle

the ugliest most annoying creature on the planet

Person one- “did u see that hideous girl over there”
Person two- “her name is Gizelle”

by pp muncher October 27, 2019

GuineaDad

How you spend all your money on $54 fleece liners for your spoiled af guinea pig. GuineaDad (Si Hyung Lee, 시형 리) is a Korean dude with these cutie patootie guinea pigs, and a successful guinea pig channel.

"Mom, can I borrow $20?"
"What happened to the $100 I gave you yesterday?"
"I. . . went on Amazon and spent it on GuineaDad stuff. . . "
"F-ck you."

by thewheekingpiggy January 6, 2020