guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out

Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling

by Mulox August 27, 2017

GUIBE

A person thats watching over a group of people a person with authority Over some one else

I guibe my little brother and sister.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq April 23, 2018

guinea flaps

Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.

I was totally into her, until I had to hold her guinea flaps up to get in her lady parts....

by southernlady83 June 25, 2018

Guide Rider

An MMO term that implies inept natural game coordination. Not being able

overcome the challenge before you with solely your awareness skill, and having to refer to a game guide for everything and anything.
Therefore you are a guide rider.

~Max Glitch 2018

So can you even play the game? or are you just a guide rider?

by Max Glitch October 12, 2018

Guieni

A fine girl that is hella nice, caring, funny and tough.

"Bob and Guieni, back again!"

by UnKnOwN?\ October 22, 2018

Guineapigman

A man who likes to eat poor guinea pigs out of their cage in the laundry room

Storm and teddy got eaten by the Guineapigman

by Bigfatjason December 7, 2018

Guinea Pig

Term used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex due to the noise of approval sounding quite similar to the call of the guinea pig.

*Attractive female appears*
"Guinea pig, 5 o'clock".
Stealth checking out confirmed and target thinks you just like guinea pigs.

by DarkCyclone February 25, 2019