glazed boom

Instead of dumping a load in her, you spray the ass with a load of spunk.

Tappin the booty and pulling out to fire that ass with a fresh load leaving a shiny glazed boom.

by noyc February 3, 2014

Glazed Walnuts

A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.

Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"

by Whiteguys January 2, 2015

glazed guzzler

The act of receiving oral sex but roughly halfway through the person receiving pulls out the erect penis and wipes the pre cum on the face of the giver. Then the action continues until the receiver ejaculated I'm the mouth of the giver which thereafter massages on to skin.

Bro this girl I hooked up with lastnight totally gave me the glazed guzzler.

by BigJohn420 January 13, 2015

glakado

A lot of weed

You: Just bought an ounce

me: "Glakado"

by 400 lbs August 5, 2016

Glazed

(adjective)
Being inebriated by the blissfullness of life

JoAnne: What's good with you?
Danny: Ah, ya know, baby. Just livin' this life glazed and amazed.

by 拉奇阿尼丹 April 12, 2016

Glaze

The look of total boredom on your girl's face while you bangin' her.

Man last night I must been tired cuz while I was fuckin her my girl jus glaze!

by ekw August 8, 2016

Glazed Penguin

Cumming on your girls stomach and pushing her around on the bed like a penguin sliding down the hill on its stomach.

"My girl was so horny I gave her a glazed penguin"

by Baylee348 August 15, 2016