Fruit of the Doom

Another nickname for skidmarks in your pants.

Pull over, before I make some fruit of the doom

by Camden606 May 1, 2010

fruit by the boot

Kicking Some Dude In The Grapes!

That Guy Drank My Beer So I Gave Him Fruit By The Boot. Now He Won't Be Contaminating The World!

by Deeeeewayne January 18, 2012

Fruit bug

A black animal (nigger) that likes dick

Damn fruit bug ate Estrella out last night

by DevinCorral March 21, 2016

Fruit cake

Someone that is crazy, spontaneous, mad, eccentric and perhaps mentally ill.

*ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

fruit head

Someone with a fruit-shaped head

Grayson is a fruit head

by savvycb January 20, 2018

freckle fruit

(Noun) stool typically suspended from the hairs surrounding the anus.

I have to go pinch off a couple of freckle fruits

by Sara jane June 5, 2014

Upside down fruit basket

Upside down fruit basket is when a man tucks his penis and balls behind himself to resemble what maybe a banana and tangerines , and moons someone.

The chef at Applebees bent over and showed the waitress his upside down fruit basket

by Beef Hooked February 22, 2018