Monkey Fucker

Someone who fucks monkeys.

I'm a Monkey Fucker.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

fuckity fucking fucker

A sentence enhancing exclamation commonly used in a situation where the speaker is in great pain, or in displeasure. Also used in a rap once by my cousin when we we were bored and got tired of looking at porn.

AHHH YOU FUCKITY FUCKING FUCKER.... WHY DID YOU SLAP ME!?!

I said a fuckity fucking fucker came up to me...
He said I fucking fucked his girl and he wanted to see...
How many times he could punch me in the face...
Until my brain was out in space

YAY
:) ( . Y . ) HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!

by Porn-a-holic March 15, 2004

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat

George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!

by INURA!!! April 13, 2009

fuckerneck

A playful term used among friends. A modernization of terms such as "ding-dong" or "silly-willy" or even "goofball". Can be used in a jovial sense, or even when you're angry.

Look here fuckerneck, we're bros from way back, but I don't want you calling my sister.

That fuckerneck was in here jacking off to my computer. Fucking gross.

by Jim Nicholas April 10, 2008

fuckered

Something is borderline FUBAR, but not quite.

That drift car is fuckered man... You can tell it has been drifted backwards into a wall.

by rotariesrgud September 30, 2019

Fucker ton

Over and beyond an extra large, massive, and more than normal amount.

She/He has slept with a fucker ton of people.

She has a fucker ton of shoes.

He has a fucker ton of booty calls listed in his contact list.

She/He has a fucker ton of baby daddys/mamas.

by Lilybean2233 October 18, 2019

Fruckenst

When ya bitch bites your nipple to hard.

She fruckenst me last night.

by JMc1777 November 2, 2019