formazdou

a big black cunt who sucks dick for a livning, known from being on guildcraft dying to hesyplays 24/7

formazdou is a big black hoe

by hesyy May 6, 2024

formal title

If you have a formal title you're probably a very formal person who works hard to get anything

Damn look how formal that guy is he must have a formal title

by gyatt gobbler May 15, 2024

Formal slut

A girl or boy ( usually a chick) that goes to lots of formals for male validation. Either they have lots of male friends or they just want the attention.

Jack - “Holy fuck that Sarah chick is a formal slut she’s been to 4 this year”

John - “ yeh bro she’s done them all too”

by Soz x July 3, 2024

former President

Motherfucker

And the president at the time invited the Taliban to Camp David. A place of storied significance for us as Americans, a place where we honor the importance of American diplomacy, where we invite and receive respected world leaders. And this...FORMER PRESIDENT...as president, invited them to Camp David because he does not again appreciate the role and responsibility of the President of the United States to be commander in chief with a level of respect.

by YourPreudonym October 1, 2024

Formal Declaration

An official way of asking someone to be your girlfriend, oftentimes seen as silly by parents. It can be an awkward conversation between a dude's girlfriend and his father when asking her about the "Formal Declaration"

"Back in my day, we didn’t need any of these formal declarations to ask someone out. Now they show up with a physical calendar, scheduling the date and pre-marking anniversaries like it’s a business contract!"

by mouseman956 January 4, 2025

Formica

The act of worshipping a self-serving orange piece of trash to convince yourself and others that you "own the libs" when in reality the libs know you're actually sub-average intelligence and lack critical thinking skills.

That guy over there tried to formica me when he claimed that a nazi salute is nothing more than a roman salute and that I see nazis everywhere, however even the nazis said it's a nazi salute. I'd suggest he read up about it but he likely doesn't know how to read. 🤷🏻 ♀️

by Tabortico January 21, 2025

Formica

A person who is willfully ignorant, stubbornly misinformed, and overly confident in their misguided beliefs, often aligning with MAGA ideology. They blindly worship an "orange god," dismiss facts and logic, and ironically try to imply that others are stupid while showcasing their own lack of critical thinking.

Joe called me an idiot because I wouldn’t sign his petition to replace public schools with 'Patriot Training Camps' where kids learn how to mine Bitcoin for the orange god’s 2028 campaign—he’s the ultimate Formica.

by Tabortico January 21, 2025