flooq

Another way to say "boned".

Uh, dude, we're gonna die.

Yep. We're totally flooqed.

by The Ultimate Fighting Champion October 1, 2007

flooze

person who becomes flirty after drinking

He is such a flooze every time he drinks too much Hennessy. I can't take him anywhere.

by hi_bear April 20, 2010

Floor Monkey

People who: (1) can’t afford to buy $5,000 tables at exclusive Vegas nightclubs; (2) queue in the general admissions line like muggy cunts; (3) buy drinks at the bar like losers; and (4) dance on the floor rather than on top of their expensive waitress serviced table.

Vegas Dave: "Cyril this is a great stag."

Cyril: "Yeah mate I'm so glad we bought this $5,000 table."

Vegas Dave: "Yeah mate, just look at all those Floor Monkeys down there, dancing to Chris Brown."

Floor Monkey: "Hey what did you just say? I'm more than just a Floor Monkey."

Cyril: "You're right. You're also a muggy cunt".

by Vegas Dave July 1, 2011

the floor is wet

A slang in prisons across US that is implying on nearby guards that are coming to search and/or check on prisoners. It's used between inmates to warn each other of upcoming possible guard.
Is also refereed to as "the floor is soaking wet" or "the floor is really wet" which means that C.O.'s know something is up, and the inmates should really hurry up with covering up any possible "unacceptable or illegal actions".

*THE FLOOR IS WET* screamed an inmate as he warned his inmates from possible danger.

by Frankliiin January 14, 2017

top floor boss

He was working at a target as a sales associate back in 2017. The target had 2 floors and he began working on the bottom level. After about a year and a half later Lone's boss said he could come up to the top level and then promoted Lone, to the title of the store boss. With that and him being on the top floor of the store, he then deemed himself the "Top Floor Boss".

Yeah, bitch it’s the top floor boss!

by sei#1300 March 25, 2023

Floor Boarding

Using a lunchroom tray to slide down an isle at Famous Players 8. You place the tray in front of you and while running down the isle, jump on and ride that tray to the max while praying you don`t fall like Marc.

"I nearly died laughing as Marc was flying through the air when he flew off his floor board!"

by Goguen, Whalen, and Basco May 29, 2004

flooders

An insulting term for pants that seem to be about 4" too short for the wearer, and can thus be worn in a flood with no danger of becoming wet.

Also see highwaters.

Bro, you gotta buy some new pants. Them flooders ain't cutting it.

by redgyul August 30, 2005