February 2

National Smoke A Blunt Day

“I can’t wait till April, so imma smokes blunt on February 2”

by SmokinFiji October 15, 2019

February 14th

International forever alone day, it’s because you look ugly.

February 14th is the day where you will be forever along

by Whatever122 October 28, 2019

February 16

People born on this day have extreme crackhead and dumb bitch energy. Furthermore, they also are idiots when it comes to crushes and romance

Sharon is born on February 16th, and her vibe is way off kilter.

by Sinfulnip October 15, 2019

February 21

It’s probably one of the best days to be born on because it is close to being in January and close to being in March also the super bowl just happened and you can ask for a super bowl shirt. If you meat someone that’s born on this day they are cool.

Wow See that person their born on February 21

by Joe Heltincer October 16, 2019

February

The month that gives women the best excuse to ask for expensive jewlery. This is also the best month for men to find something to give to women so they get a blow job without guilt.

"What do you mean,'why do I want a 5 carat diamond?' Because it's V-day month. Yes, February you idiot!"
"Yes, I will give you a blow job in February if you buy me that diamond on Valentine's day."

by bondgirl53 October 16, 2008

Little Ferry

Little ferry is a town of about 11,000 people in southern Bergen County, New Jersey that lies along the Hackensack River. The town borders the towns of South Hackensack and Moonachie. The land is mainly comprised residential developments with some patches of industry along the river. Due tot he relatively young average age of the town's inhabitants, the high volume of transient citizens and MTV, Little Ferry is notorious for harboring many middle-class Caucasian teenagers who share a mass delusion that they were raised in Jamaica, Queens along side famous rapper 50 cent. Little ferry is also known to have disproportionately high volume of drug activity and their police force has recently employed a k-9 unit due to this.

Me: "what the hell do you do up there in Little Ferry anyways?"
Little Ferry kid: "Usually them po-po be tryina catch us rollin wit them o's of haze. we got mad brollick dubs yo."

by Michael crazy December 12, 2008

1st february

the day the most perfect human was born. harry edward styles birthday. everyone wish him happy birthday

“harry styles was born on 1st february “
“yes, listen to lights up!”

by emilyisamazing November 2, 2019