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Fair fucks

In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»
Me - «Fuck it, I’ll start on my paper tomorrow...»

My friend - «fair fucks...»
by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020
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Lilith Faired

When a woman meets another woman at a festival. She falls in love with her and decides to U-Haul her upon meeting within the first 5-10mins. Love at first sight.

Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.
Daisy fell for Lilith upon meeting her at the festival. She had Lilith Faired her into moving in together shortly afterwards.
by This Gal Friday ❤️‍🔥 September 5, 2022
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jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
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swear fair

n. A conversation where one or more of the participants curse casually and frequently.
Greg: "%^*& you, you ^*&@ing piece of god%&^ @#$%!"
Bob: "Whoa, watch the swear fair, dude. There's children around here."
by hopeofmen August 15, 2011
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Fair

You know how Leonardo DiCaprio only has one Oscar? Well, that's not fair.
It's not fair, Leo DiCap should have like, 50 Oscars
by aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye February 8, 2018
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Fair

Where pigs go to earn ribbons.
Me and Jim went to the fair.
by Hbeast December 23, 2016
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Fair Harbor Fire Island

Fair harbor

A place for the more relaxing side of the island. Filled with kids who grow up together, and stay friends for life!!! From a little age your friends because your island crew. You walk to Unfriendly Ice Cream, the pioneer market, and you cannot forget the most beatiful beach in the world. Fair Harbor is the place to be featuring the most amazing sunset in the world. This place is where rainy days are still happy days. Of course there are a few rules

Go barefoot

Be respectful of the others
Tourists suck (only on the 4th of July)

Locals are the people to be around

Fair Harbor doesn’t do tourists, it’s all locals!!!
Fair Harbor is amazing
Fair Harbor Fire Island is a small town in Fire Island NY.
by FairHarborLover January 29, 2018
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