fecal matter

A word used to describe poop in a mature manner in the case that a small child voids feces from the bowels in a public pool, causing evacuation.

Attention, insert pool name here members and guests. Fecal matter has been discovered in the dive well. Please exit the pool while we decontaminate the area. Thank you.

by Jesustits August 26, 2005

fecalitis

Facisnation with excrement, not always human.

by M.R. March 21, 2003

fecker monker

A polite way of saying 'fucking monkey'

Thought to have derived from the pseudo expletive vernacular as used in the comedy tv programme 'Father Ted'.

"father, you're a fecker monker!"

by dickie936 July 30, 2009

Feces Penthouse

Placement of the cat box off the floor, in order to prevent the dog from eating the cat turds. The higher the better, preferably.

Have you scooped the feces penthouse? It looks fully occupied.

by fritz_lapook September 27, 2009

fecally speaking

To bullshit someone; to talk mad shit about a subject

John: "Yo, I just copped them Jordan 26's"

James: "You must be fecally speaking, they don't even exist"

by mastertrainer1978 August 6, 2010

Fecal Frown

A girl whose smile looks like she's smelling a fart.

Friend 1: Yo Darnell, check out this girl she maaad cute.

Friend 2: Nah yo, that bitch got a fecal frown.

by pseduceonym April 30, 2014

Feczko

A gay asshole that adores any dick, Asian, black, white, and even Mexican. Sometimes he will make fun of Shuble's hair, but really he knows his hair is shit. Beware this gigantic, magnum cunt has that fucker Donald Trump's spirit in his soul. Feczkos always have monster, juicy, greasy, meaty, slimy, crispy, slongs.

I don't like him, that boy is a Feczko

by Mario6942069 January 17, 2017