Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"
"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."
by mynameispurple September 25, 2019
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hottest mf ever

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the hottest mf ever is owen c. <3
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Worst Day Ever

1st of July, when unfortunately The Blade died.
I hate to wake up to this
Friend- Man today's Worst Day Ever
Me- Yeah dude I hate to wake up to Technoblade's death
by Luciffrrr July 01, 2022
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Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 03, 2023
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reality is lemons and the internet’s my lemonade!!
TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE is a lyric from shawn wasabi’s burnt rice and also from url 2 irl! (listen to both they’re good!!)
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Best Mad Ever!

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dad+mom=Best Mad Ever!
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Best Song Ever

A song sung by 1D that really is THE BEST SONG EVER!!!
" And we danced all night
To the best song ever
We know every line
Though i cant remember, how it goes
but i know that i wont forget her
cause we danced all night to the best song ever..."
by onetwothree. November 03, 2022
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