Eat shit

1. A phrase commonly used to dismiss someone caustically, similar to “get fucked.”
2. To have an accident, usually related to falling to the ground.
3. To humble oneself, usually by admitting fault or offering subordination.

1. “Hey, you know what? Eat shit, prick.”
2. “I was running to work because I was late, but I didn’t noticed how uneven the sidewalk was so I tripped and just completely ate shit. I barely even broke my fall.”
3. Alright, buddy. You know you fucked up, you can’t deny it any long. It’s time to eat shit. Grab a bib.

by Born worse ones May 24, 2019

Uber Eats

A sex position in which a man saddles a woman's lower back while she's in doggy-style, facing towards her ass. The man then proceeds to bend forward, over her ass, and eat her out.

John: "Yesterday was me and Nancy's 10th wedding anniversary, so you KNOW we did Uber Eats."
Thomas: "Oh, fuck yeah. I did Uber Eats with a Tinder date the other night."

by paimonlover666 February 16, 2023

eating pears

When you're playing skin flute and you get some on your tie.

Brett was eating pears, now he has jizz on his tie.

by Puntilla October 6, 2016

nerve eating

When you are nervous, especially while learning for a test, eating candy/cookies like your life depends on it.

Mom: Brad, quit the nerve eating while you study, you plundered the whole cupboard in the kitchen for tasty things!
Brad: chomp,chomp, but Mom, i have this big test tomorrow, and i am not sure if i will pass. So I'm having a big nerve eating attack rite nao!
Mom:#NERDRAGE

by Windowlicker b July 3, 2011

We be eating

It’s like a celebration when you did something like score a point, ace your test, actually be eating good food

We be eating-

YEAHHH we be eatin!!!
Ex: Joe scored a 3 pointer in basketball. He looks over to Mac and says ‘YEAHHH we be eatin’ or he could say ‘we be eatin good!!’ Because he is celebrating his dub/ W/ Win!

How to do it- * puts hand down like a plate somewhere under your mouth/ neck area. Not close tho, with your other hand go scooping motions *

by Omg pop February 24, 2020

street eat

The act of eating out a woman whilst she drives a car or other vehicle. The version of road head given to females.

“Did you do anything on the drive over here? “

“No not much just gave her that good street eat!”

by Malteater December 11, 2019

Eating pork

the act of consuming an meat of a pig called "pork"

Michael: Hey John what are you eating today?
John: I'm eating pork

by Tacticaler November 29, 2022