Ass-dreads

The condition experienced by tradesmen e.g. electricians, whose constant bending, climbing ladders etc, combined with an overly hairy butt area leads to a mass of matted hair around the ring piece and cheeks. Can lead to problems with poop clinging them, becoming a 'rectal rasta'

"Dude, did you see Willy's ass-dreads poking out of his raggedy tracky bottoms?"

"Yeah I know, they are gross, I think he has to get his Mrs to trim them"

by Dr Boswell January 10, 2009

Dead Pan Voice

Monotone, lacking in expression

"Your dog just got run over," explained Rachel in a dead pan voice.

by -FinalWhiteStar- February 4, 2005

You'll Be Dead

The Meme from Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope in which Cornelius Evazan confronts Luke after seeing his friend, Ponda Baba growl at him, and tells Luke that they are "Wanted Men" and the he has the death sentence in twelve systems. Luke replies with "I'll be careful then" as Evazan says "YOU'LL BE DEAD!"

Cornelius: "He doesn't like you."

Luke: "I'm sorry."

Cornelius: "I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems."

Luke: "I'll be careful then."

Cornelius: "YOU'LL BE DEAD!"

by Illbedead5 August 24, 2010

The Grateful Dead

A band in the "hippie years" who wrote such songs as Friend of the Devil and Truckin'. Had fanatic followers called Dead Heads.

The Grateful Dead is a great band.

by Annarocks July 24, 2006

Deadbeat Dad

A man who is so lazy he doesn't help his wife do anything. Will show up late for his baby's birthday party and leave as soon as possible... with his mom and sister, leaving his wife and her parents (and a friend) to do all the work before and after the party. He stays out half the night drinking with his buddies, is always watching sports on tv.. and thinks he is a saint if he takes out the trash once in a blue moon.

A deadbeat dad is a so-called man who is so lazy he doesn't help his wife do anything. Will show up late for his baby's birthday party and leave as soon as possible... with his mom and sister, leaving his wife and her parents (and a friend) to do all the work before and after the party. He stays out half the night drinking with his buddies, is always watching sports on tv.. and thinks he is a saint if he takes out the trash once in a blue moon. He will show up for Christmas Dinner with guests that he invited without telling anyone when he didn't pay for or help prepare any of the food. He will eat then go hide in the den to watch tv or in the bathroom where he will be on the phone for hours. He will hide from people because he is a coward and threaten others with calling the law on them when he is the one that is in the wrong. He hides inside his house because he has taken advantage of others and is scared they will catch him out somewhere and get even with him. He will cheat people and say it is because he has a signed contract, even when he knows it is wrong.

by fed up with the %&& (&)_ September 8, 2012

dead nan

An English insult used similarly to the phrase "your mom"

13 year old Harry on Xbox responded with, "I fucked yo dead nan mate"

by Dead nan March 17, 2016

i’m dead

a term referring to when you find something so funny it “kills” you. often used in text conversations with your bestie or said in math class with a straight face. a trendy slang word

that’s so funny, i’m dead☠️

by ztheballerz November 27, 2018