flog the dolphin

to dunk a girls head under water while you"re doing her doggy style

i met this skank at a bar and she let me flog the dolphin

by conradical55 January 8, 2011

tae kwon dolphin

Ancient martial art, originating in Atlantis. Characterised by the rapid and precise wielding of stuffed toy dolphins. This deadly art is famous for the "Dolphin wordCock Slub/word", a lethal strike to the face with a large dolphin.

A pimp who learns Tae Kwon Dolphin is empowered to properly pimp-slap his hoes with minimum effort.

by phx June 1, 2003

shine your dolphin

See Pulling your pudding

Your moms pussy is all dry so I prefer to shine my dolphin

by Beastmaster May 30, 2003

dolphin

A young male without any chest hair.

You ladies have fun tonight playing jenga. I'm going out to the Barcade with Kirsten to see if we can catch a few dolphins.

by djwillowfromparis July 12, 2007

Dolphin Dick

When you get an erection and lay down then you ejaculate and it looks like a dolphin squirting out water.

Man, I had a Dolphin Dick last night.

by Fucking Light December 6, 2013

Waffle Dolphin

1. SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING RETARDED!
2. SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING GAY!
3. SOMEONE BEING SHADY! (IGNORING YOU!)
4. SOMEONE WHO DITCHES HIS OR HER HOMIES FOR A SLUT AND HAS THE PROBABILTY/TENDENCY TO BE A BISEXUAL QUEER WHO LIKES TO SKIP ROPE!
5. SOMEONE BEING A STALKER!
6. SOMEONE BEING A WANNA BE!
7. SOMEONE BEING A WANNA BE STALKER!
8. SOMEONE BEING A COMPLETE DOUCHE!

Waffle Dolphin: Hey sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm going out with the cheerleader instead

Friend: Waffle Dolphin!

by FreakinWaffleDolphins July 4, 2010

Dolphin beak

Pussy lips bulging out of clothing. Usually used when the clothing is blue.

Kara has a nice dolphin beak in that blue thong.

by phreak_1983 September 17, 2003