divergent sexuality disorder

When an LBGT wakes-up and is unsure what to wear.

person one: May is late, she is having a bad hairball day!
person in disagreement: May stays in on account of divergent sexuality disorder.
person one: Was that her man stuff on fire on the front lawn?
PID: It was! And she woke-up feeling quite manly.

by midikurlips April 29, 2019

Diver

The person you send in to possibly be arrested in a sketchy situation. Usually this situation is related to credit card fraud, or to see if the cops will arrest anyone going back to a possibly compromised location.

"That bag whore said she'd be the diver for a fat sack - she's gonna try to get a gift card at Nordstrom's with that sketchy credit card you made."

by shukujo January 5, 2020

diverge almighty

The sexiest human being on earth

That diverge almighty fella is some feen

by Diverge Almighty January 18, 2020

dvers

a word that you were probably called on reddit by someone spamming emojis, which has no genuine meaning.

Tim: ‘Fuck all of you DVers!’
Jimmy: ‘Haha look at that reddit incel crying.’

by Entics October 9, 2020

Divergent

A series of books with too many similarities to the hunger games for my liking.

Divergent is a piece of shit.

by eden68162 October 12, 2020

Diver's Dip

When a man, in a teabagging motion, dips an erection into some form of lube. The penis during this action simulates a proper pencil dive, therefore, giving it it's namesake.

Don did a Diver's Dip to prepare for his "meeting" with Brian.

by Giant Leprechaun November 4, 2020

Divercist

People who are prejudiced towards minorities

Fat Susan was just laying down in the shower, shaving her legs, when all of a sudden her divercist roommate started singing the national anthem.

by Space Balls January 1, 2021