Spikey Dildo

A spikey dildo is a penis shaped latex figure that a female inserts into her vagina and the spoken item has many large spikes around the balls area
Sharon was made fun of because she bought a spikey dildo at spencers
by Sharon leeeeeee james July 02, 2016
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dildo guns

person 1: i went to see some dildo guns at wembley
person 2: dildos are good but dildo guns are orgasmic
by kenwinlam January 16, 2009
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Bilbo-dildo

Bilbo-dildo An enormous magic dildo that no meare mortal can piseas
by Sven savage October 22, 2018
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dildo mechanic

A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.
"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!
by Mike Francisco August 21, 2008
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Dildo Hospice

That lady is so old her vagina is her dildo hospice
by Lance.Pimpstrong August 16, 2015
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dildo dequino

its where u take a newborn baby and try to shove it back into the female untill she gets off
doctor: it's a boy!!
woman: oh joy!
man: stick it back in!
doctor: a dildo dequino!
by ifuccbitchezz March 18, 2009
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Dildo Head

(n) A person whos head looks like a dildo.
by WHAT February 14, 2005
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