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What I don't do or ever will because women can't stand my presence. A complete waste of time for someone actually wanting to get in a serious relationship with someone. Nothing but an act between two fake people trying to put their best foot forward and impress each other so they can potentially jump each other's bones. In Western culture dating is a precursor to marriage but, ironically, will do no more for you in getting to know a person than watching a sport on tv will make you a professional ballplayer. It's also an incredible waste of time because getting together for a romantic rondezvous or outing will do next to nothing in making you connect emotionally or spiritually.

Dating is a new phenomenon and didn't come around until the mid to late 20th century. Before the era of dating, a couple would often "court" each other or marriages were even prearranged. If one is religious, especially with someone who practices Christianity, dating is NOT Biblical because not only does dating usually result in heartache when the two persons involved go their seperate ways, but there is no comitment between the two parties. It was never practiced for cultural reasons. For Christians, dating is not Biblical because God himself does not want people to experience the emptiness and heartache it often brings. For the secular world, however, dating is as normal as taking a nap.

Dating CAN lead to marriage but usually doesn't, unlike courting.
Dating is pointless in my opinion. It usually doesn't work and is a futile effort in actually getting to know someone on an emotional or spiritual level. Dating is stupid!
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 6, 2008
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whore dancing

Dancing slutty or liek a complete whore.
At that party she was whore dancing on the table!!
by Kayteeee June 30, 2006
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sevie dating

When seventh graders claim to be "dating." The biggest joke in the world. I mean, seriously. People have to make them hug.
Person 1: "I hear Brad is dating Rachel."

Person 2: "Really?"

Person 1: "Yeah, and John made them hug. It was so embarrassing!"

Person 2: "Oh, I forgot, they're sevie dating."
by Smyke April 17, 2010
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fight dancing

also know as hardcore dancing
typically foud at hardcore and metal concerts, it is a bunch of idiots with way to much energy swing there arms around and using ninja moves in the air.
a bunch of lame kids who think they are tough but are really "dancing"
by poopy face January 20, 2006
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Dancing With The Stars

A show on ABC that follows singers, actors, and athletes as they work with their professional dance partners to learn different genres of dance. Each week they perform a different dance and the next night one couple is eliminated. The last couple standing is crowned the winner.
Indy 500 star, Helio Castroneves ditched the racecar and learned to cha cha cha! I can't believe he won Dancing With The Stars!
by Ms. Apprentice March 3, 2008
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Cat Dancing

When one leans back and to the left, firing a shotgun and grimacing their mustached face.
"Take cover! Malone's Cat Dancing again!"
by Chicky Bird April 6, 2006
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Denting the bumper

Covertly feeling a womens ass without her acknowledgement, or awareness;can be done while passing each other in a crowded area, train, or in a small space
With such a large number of sexy, and foxy women around it's not very difficult to see a guy denting the bumper.
by SavetheGiraffes November 16, 2005
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