Dad body

Well toned extremities, huge beer gut. Due to excessive drinking and lack of cardio.
Tyler looks like he lifts but his gut is questionable. Tyler forsure has a Dad body
by Tyrobious September 25, 2014
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super dad

n. (sü-p&r dæd)
A man who shouts profanities at little league baseball games and threatens peewee coaches. Super dads are often seen standing the court-ordered distance from a school yard watching little girls play in the sand through binoculars.

Can be compared to world's greatest grandpa
Coach (after having heard enough of drunken man's foul language): Alright super dad, get out of here before I call your parole officer.
by scabby June 04, 2006
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GIRL DAD

A girl dad is father who wants his daughter (s) to have the same rights, opportunities, and privileges as any boy.
A Girl Dad empowers his daughter to carry on his legacy
by Swhelper February 04, 2020
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Dad Stories

Stories told by your father that are exaggerated to impress upon how easy your life is compared to his at your age.
"I had to walk ten miles in ten feet of snow just to get to school in shoes that were too small;" (Dad Stories)

Kid realizing that his dad must be exaggerating as he did not grow up in Siberia.
by MadamexXx March 04, 2009
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angry dad

Man on Radio: Don't you hate carpet stores that charge extra for the underpatting?

Angry Dad: I HATE THEM SO MUCH!
by Matthew December 23, 2003
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Ur dad

He is currently not available, loading milk for ur fucking life and banging some random stripper. he left beacause ur bad lmao L
by LeBabyAnt April 27, 2021
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Dad Hat

Technically, a baseball cap that is curved at the brim and fits well to the head. To look deeper, the most important and profound item one can possess to become a dad. When one fully embraces the dad hat, one has become a true dad to all.
Ex 1. "What a dad," he said to to the young lad wearing the pink pineapple Fresh Elite dad hat.
Ex 2. "You're looking like a real dad, Bryson"
by 21108fyr December 28, 2017
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