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cousin skeeter

another name for a skeezer (a hoe or slut)
Bro, that chick....now she's a cousin skeeter.
by KMAC DADDY January 10, 2008
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country cousin

a distant but related person or thing (from a term for a unsophisticated relative who lives in and/or is accustomed to a rural area)
The errant belief that many people go insane during the full moon may be a country cousin of the werewolf myth.
by The Return of Light Joker March 17, 2010
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cousin

n. marijuana

Derived from the code: "Cousin Herb", or herb. Used when trying to score a bag when you are parinoid that someone might be listening.
Do you think you could get ahold of your cousin for me?
by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004
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Crouse

A term used to describe Crouse's crouse. However, having a crouse is not limited to people who are named Crouse. Anyone, with sufficient girth, can have a crouse but only Crouse can have a Crouse's crouse.
"How the heck does Crouse's crouse fit in those pants?"

"You better watch it Jon, or else you're going to get a Crouse!"
by Ingham February 11, 2005
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your cousin

Like "yo momma" only... your cousin. Because this one is NOT way overused. And much cooler. Thanks to Kylie, Carolynne, and their tireless efforts to rid our generation of stupid catchphrases.

cafo cofo

AND IT'S YOUR NOT YO, STUPID SICK FREAKS. Your cousin is ashamed of your pronounciation.
"You're so stupid." "You slept with your cousin."

"What's up?" "Your cousin!" "That's suggestive." "Go rape a cadaver."
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Wiener Cousins

Two gentlemen become Wiener Cousins when both are Wiener Brothers with the same third gentleman.
To further explain, if Jeeves and Jay have had both made love to the same woman, thus becoming Wiener Brothers, and Jay and Aaron have both made love to a second woman, creating a second Wiener Brothers relationship, then Aaron & Jeeves are Wiener Cousins through their shared relationship with Jay.
Jeeves: So I porked Chloe the other day

Jay: Yay! That means you're Wiener Brothers with Aaron! And he & I are Wiener Brothers, so now you and I are Wiener Cousins!

Jeeves: Honey I'm so happyyy!

Jay: Me too, buddy. Me too. Now all you need to do is have sex with your mum and you & I will be Wiener Brothers too!
by Reiquaza August 2, 2010
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clouse

a very foolish or douche like person

somebody that falls over accidentally or does something to that effect is a clouse
Madden you clouse!
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