deuce on the clock

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.

by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015

6 O'Clock Charlie

A boner when you wake up, caused by pressure from a full bladder

When I woke up today, I had such a 6 O'Clock Charlie that I had to do a Superman

by jim nasium Jr. June 6, 2015

Poo O'clock

Needing to poo

Bob: I need to poo, it must be Poo O'clock

by sad_lil_b3an June 17, 2018

beat me like a clock 😗✌️

To say "beat me like a clock" with a peace sign, usually said in ones sleep.

Lillie was asleep and said beat me like a clock 😗✌️ with a peace sign. So relateable!

by urmomkatelyn October 9, 2019

alarm clock

An act of fellatio which wakes the person receiving. Usually results in immediate nutting due to surprise and overall awesomeness.

"Why's your girlfriend got a black eye?"
"I was tired, so I hit the snooze button"

by BWaldo May 2, 2005

chock

to have a good sexual encounter, esp. when the male hold the woman's neck in a violent but passionant manner. Hair pulling is a plus.

"Dude, I'm gonna get chocked tonight!"

by Fwan January 8, 2011

Bowl O'Clock

That wonderful time of day where it becomes necessary to pack up a fat bowl. Usually performed After some sort of activity (Work, class, homework, snowboarding etc.)

After a long day at work..
Steve: Yo man what time is it?
Jim: Why it's Bowl O'Clock of course!
Steve: Bowl O'Clock it is! Pack that shit!

by S T Thrizzle July 31, 2008