Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

Catchin Leans

Dancing inappropriately, when a female is shaking her booty all up on you while your leaned back and your boy is holding you up so you can catch the lean

We were at the 8th grade dance catchin leans like a boss

by Jump man Jordy January 12, 2019

catchin wreck

to have sexual relations with someone without being seriously commited

hey jo whats up with your girl?

that wasnt my girl i was just catchin wreck

by joepellegreeno August 3, 2019

Craughing

To craugh:
To cry and laugh at the same time

Anja hurt her face and was Craughing for a whole five minutes.

by Totally-Edible-Watermelon November 21, 2019

Cracking

To anal someone

Bro I was full cracking Angela last night

by ethandefinition December 4, 2019

Cratchiting

When your normally laid back co-worker suddenly appears too busy to attend the office holiday party in hopes someone will notice.

“Look at her Cratchiting for the boss. Maybe we should offer her a lump of coal for her stove?”

by snakeplisskent December 12, 2019

cracking the whip

When you accidentally drop the charging part or, micro usb-b connector for your phone charger, possibly damaging the charger and wire if dropped hard enough.

Bro 1: What happened to your charger?

Bro 2: I cracking the whip so many times on it that it broke.

by lionlionlion April 25, 2020