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Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!
"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)
by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021
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Crank

Crank: “Ugh I hate fags. Oh ya I’m gay too”
by anonymous April 17, 2022
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Crank

When you do a something in a large or long sitting
Dude 1: “He cranks fortnite at 3am”
Dude 2: “Really?!”
Dude 1: “yessir
by aylathebaddie December 6, 2022
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Cranking Your Bag

It's when you're fucking with somebody
Them. Did you tastes my spaghetti?
Me. Yeah, too much sauce
Them. This is a family sauce motherf...
Me.im just cranking your bag bitch it's good
by ONlyonE_- June 4, 2018
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Crank

When you crank someone you are dislocating their arms or legs while cranking that Soulja boy

(Crank,cranked,cranking)
man I had to crank that guy at the bar last night So hard he has to go to the hospital
by Bruhtonium August 30, 2020
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Crank

A dmv slang term used as a meaning to call a female a slut and/or a whore. It may also be used as a term for females who does any sexual act or favor to get what they want.
"Dont mess with Janice, I heard she is a crank"
by Snider46 February 2, 2018
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Crank

When a male relieves himselfin the lavatory with some double pleasure on the potty.... ie. A Crap! A Poop! A Number 2!! & A Wank! A Toss! or A Pull! These will be timed to occur simultaneously to pleasure him in the loo. Yikes
Bloke get's up at smoko on building site and announces "I am off for a crank!" Has a pull and a poo for fun!! (yeah kids, im a little grossed out too)
by Missy Flutter January 10, 2012
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