cranial rectum inversion

Sticking yur head up your ass.

by your mamma February 26, 2003

crank

to cry and wank. after one has encountered an unfortunate incident in which they are forced to cry they go away to wank and cry at the same time.

jeremy cranked after ashley smacked him

by ziboi February 22, 2009

Cranking

To be simultaneously engaged in the acts of crying and wanking.

If his funds were running particularly low, Junkie Jim could often be found cranking at the local sperm-bank.

by Johnny Darke December 16, 2008

having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

crankity

Unsteady; easy to upset; crank.

"The people of #kernel-panic are always so crankity!"

by Jedidiah October 23, 2002

crank dat superman

cum on a girls back and stick the covers on her back, when it dry it will be stuck.

i met this girl and i crank dat superman on da hoe

by diamon chey April 7, 2008

cranksters

An abuser of "Crank" methamphetamine.

He's a crankster.

by Filbert December 28, 2003