Cold Crank

Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets
Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?

I know bruh, you should try a cold crank
by Theautisticwerewolve December 04, 2016
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Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.
"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."
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Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off
Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
by OfficialGooseStudios February 12, 2022
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crank biter

A mixed drink created the morning after a party, using the remaining bits of liquor from a number of bottles not quite finished the night before.
Man, that was a crazy party, but hey, we've got some jack and vodka left over, let's make a crank biter!
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Crank stick

A more fun and better way to say you’re masturbating as a male
What are you going to do when you get home JP?” “I’m probably going to crank stick at least four times, gotta blow off some steam
by Thedon123447 July 18, 2024
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cello crank

The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items
“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed
by GyatLord April 01, 2024
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