Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.

"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"

by ZORG April 5, 2015

Ethan Cotton

An extremely sexy man
also known as MR SWARVE

Ethan Cotton just fucked ur mum

by The sneaky manz January 30, 2022

purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017

cotton-balls

A state of testicular bliss that occurs after one takes a bath

After lying down after a bath, Jim experienced "cotton-balls"

by JeanVanier January 11, 2012

Cotton

Ms Cotton, a teacher who's an ASSHOLE TO HER STUDENTS. Ms. Cotton is a teacher who has favoritism and get her students in trouble for the simplist and stupidlist reason ever.

Ms Cotton, a teacher who's a karen and picks on students for the dumb shit ever. She define her students in the class.

by Hadrian April 3, 2023

cotton candy

relationships with a narcissist are like cotton candy - they look great at first, but there is no substance to the relationship, and it's really, really messy at the end.

Looking back, the relationship with Killian was so superficial, no substance at all. Lots of sex and parties, food and weed, but nothing solid. It was like cotton candy, great on paper, but mostly hot air and sugar, and nothing a giant mess at the end.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Shoveling The Cotton

(Phrase)

When you fuck someone with white pubic hair, especially seniors.

Man I was really shoveling the cotton with that GILF last night.

by Zashari July 5, 2018