Kurt Cobain

Hotness. Coolness. Sweetness. Talent. Four-in-one.

I don't want to write anything here. So eff off.

by Numerical June 15, 2004

kurt cobain

a wonderful and confuzed man who was pretty damned good at writing songs. however, he was not John Lennon, not bob Marley, not Jimmy Paige, not Neil Young, not Jim Morrison, and certainly not Bob Dylan. despite being the main focus of his band, he was far from the best musician in it. in my opinion, Krist was the driving force behind Nirvana. if it weren't for Krist's hooky basslines, no one would have ever heard of nirvana. Dave Grohl is also a far better musician than kurt. he is a multi-instrumentalist who can also sing. maybe if he had a bass player like Krist, the foos would actually go somewhere.
Just like so many who came before him, Kurt is a misunderstood genius. nothing more. not god, not the reincarnation of jesus. and all the camwhores who believe this caused him more pain than anyone should be allowed to suffer on this plane of existence. Kurt Never wanted to be a rockstar, you made him one. thanks alot you camwhores

in the unlikely event that kurt cobain actually killed himself, you camwhores put the gun in his mouth. fuck you

by 12345432112345 August 29, 2006

Kurt Cobain

The greatest person in the history of history.

Leader of legendary grunge band Nirvana.

Martyr and voice of a generation.

My soulmate.

"Wow, Kurt Cobain is so f--king sexy!"
"Yes. And his voice brough a puppy back to life."
"I wish I could put my pinkie in his chin dimple!"
"I wish I could've saved him."
"OH KUUUUUUUUURT!!!"

by thegreatKC May 9, 2006

cobalt SS

Chevy's lame answer to the Dodge Neon SRT-4. Expect high 14 second 1/4 mile times or even as high as low 15 seconds with the average female driver. The car costs around $20k new. Most drivers are complete dicks that cannot comprehend their shitbox is more competition for an Acura RSX base or a Nissan Sentra SE-R.

Joe: "Did you see the punk ass driving the Cobalt SS trying to pass the SRT-4?"

Brandon: "Yeah I saw it, that SRT-4 was just toying with him. The SRT-4 let the Cobalt jump ahead then pwned his bitch ass."

by srt4ownsu January 12, 2007

Kurt Cobain

Dead lead singer of Nirvana, also sometimes known as "Kurdt" or "the worst songwriter of all time". He was dirty, ugly, talentless and wrote horrifyingly terrible songs.

Even after Kurt did the world a favor and killed himself in 1994, many people continue to worship him as God (see also Necrophilia). Many 16-year-old girls and emo fucktards have Kurt icons. Magazines such as Rolling Stone have even named Kurt one of the top 20 guitarists of all time, even though Kurt never actually learned how to play the guitar and just punched it a lot.

He's dead, get over it.

by TheEye5000 June 5, 2005

cobra piss

When men are so drunk they soil half the bathroom floor trying to aim for the toilet. Their swaing stands couses their dick to swing around lika a cobra..

"Oooooh! John whats all this on the bathroom floor."
"Oh shit, must have been Mike going for a cobra piss before he left last night"

by Sebboy September 28, 2006

Like a cobra in the eye

Used to describe sudden and unexpected events, not necessarily painful.

Realizing the coconut was gone was like a cobra in the eye.

Opening the bill was like taking a cobra in the eye.

by divine.deletia January 11, 2006