Computer Compost

When your doing your lady reverse cowgirl with your thumb deep in her butt

Last night my husband decided to Computer Compost me, with my ass in the air and my boobs dangling on his legs. We decided then and there we needed to invest in puppy pads or a new mattress.

by mcfitztillery November 13, 2018

Computer

A way to look up things or watch movies or really anything

Can I borrow you computer to write a report

by DancePerson December 15, 2018

Compurator

A casual insult used by a small sect of Minecraft nerds; a mispronunciation of the word "comparator."

Man, you're such a compurator sometimes.

by ch0c0cat June 23, 2019

computer vegan

A person who will only use software and/or hardware approved by the Free Software Foundation and/or RMS. How can you tell if someone is a computer vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

She's such a computer vegan. She just ordered a special FSF-approved laptop and is telling everyone about it.

by MikeyELC November 14, 2019

Computer

A machine used to create and store large amounts of information

I love using my computer

by Enderguy125 July 2, 2020

Computer

An machine nobody understands it, ends up creating more trouble.

Fuck computers. Damn!!!!!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020

Computer-19

COVID-19 but on your laptop

My computer is broken. I think it has Computer-19

by Lillllllllllly March 2, 2021