Cocknosebitch

A person with a cock that is on his/her nose; A bitch; A fag; Barrack Obama.

Barrack Obama is a cocknosebitch.

by Nick filskov January 19, 2009

Coconut juice

A man's semen shot at high velocity toward anothers face and or torso.

My Coconut Juice shoots straight for the grill!

by MBC March 28, 2003

CockNoseMcSmellAss

The Epitome of stupidity

Person A "I just stuck my dick in the Electrical Outlet"

Person B "Well, it could be wore, you could be CockNoseMcSmellAss or whoever such a person REALLY is...

by CockNoseMcSmellAss January 18, 2003

cocknose

Originated because sum1 has a nose so steep its a double black ski run, and looks remarkably cock shaped

Tamsin u have a cock nose

by Ben April 13, 2005

fat moded coconut

See Javier Meija, a confused Mexican obessed with white women and their culture. Insists upon showing the natural world is 2 inch brown cock and talking about his merc.

"Hey, next week that fat moded coconut is getting married"

by Herbie Vershcmels November 11, 2004

cocknogger

to nog a cock (one step beyond smoking it)

"You cocknogger!"

by shimrah November 10, 2003

monkey fucking a coconut

Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor

He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.

by Hodad Bonedaddy August 3, 2006