cold cock

The act of punching or striking someone's face or head so hard, they are knocked out instantly.

Dude! Greg was in this wicked bar fight, and he got totally cold cocked by a biker!

by xXMcGuffinCoreXx October 5, 2003

cock starved

A person, usually a woman, but sometimes a man, and in rare circumstances a circus midget with one eye, that has been deprived of having/using/eating cock so long, that they have become starved of it's delight and fufillment.

That whore Suzy Jenkins got sent to prison and is now being fucked and eaten out by lesbians, she sure is cock starved or David Hasselhoff hasn't had anal butt sex with or licked the balls of Elton John since he started his Germany comeback tour, I bet he is cock starved by now.

by Fatty April 14, 2003

cock mummy

A unwashed and hardened tube sock used for masturbation.

I gotta hide the cock mummy before my mother comes in the room

by HBT September 13, 2003

Cock Tuff

A man who is know for having a really large penis,Which women are intimidated by.

A group of women where giggling together in an office,about a man who worked with them,one of the woman had sex with him,she was telling the other women he was great in bed & that he was very" Cock Tuff "

by Day2Day_godstar October 5, 2011

mexi-cock

A term often used to describe the inherently large cocks of men of Mexican descent. Urban legends has it the Chipotle burrito was sized to demonstrate the average measurements of a mexi-cock.

There's nothing worse than being second in line to a mexi-cock in a gang bang.

by Dr. OTTer, PhD July 20, 2008

Cock ninja

1. One who is very skilled at handling cock. So skilled that their cock handling would be comparable to that of a ninja's preying mantis kick.

2. Can also be used as an insult usually inferring extreme homosexuality.

Wow, that kid was a giant cock ninja.

or

"Dude, that chick I nailed last night was a total cock ninja."

"Damn, I'd give my left nut for a night with her."

by Mark and JJ May 6, 2009

Cock Shalom

When pubic hair around the ballsack region grows long, dense, and curly to such an extreme that the shaft combined with the beard-like phenomenon makes it seem as though you have a hacidic jew between your legs.

When Steve entered the retirement home with his pants off, An older woman cried "What is that!?". But it was too late, everyone stood in awe as Steve's genitalia performed a Bar mitzvah. Cock Shalom.

by rabbi elijazae December 17, 2010