1a. Due to your stupidity and lack of attention you really know how to cancel the clown.
1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.
2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.
2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.
1b. Are you feeling ok? Where's your head at? You're really cancelling the clown today.
2a. After dinner last night I thought my girlfriend and I were going to have intercourse, instead she cancelled the clown on me.
2b. I was really getting to know that girl through intense conversation and then my douchebag friends intruded on my squirrel and cancelled the clown on me.
by kim crappen January 21, 2008
Get the cancel the clownmug. When you or someone else has added dry humor into your daily conversations so much that people including your friends can’t tell if you’re joking or not.
Person 1: If I just had to shoot confetti out of my pussy to make thousands On the Internet I’d do it.
Person 2: Yo wtf, why would you do that?do you not have any morals or self-respect
Person 1: Ayo it’s just a joke man.Fuck I wish I didn’t have to say that so often, it’s like I’m Schrodinger’s Clown or some shit.
Person 2: Yo wtf, why would you do that?do you not have any morals or self-respect
Person 1: Ayo it’s just a joke man.Fuck I wish I didn’t have to say that so often, it’s like I’m Schrodinger’s Clown or some shit.
by Lobotomized3D February 7, 2021
Get the Schrodinger’s Clownmug. An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.
Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie
by Loopydave December 17, 2018
Get the clown's pastiemug. Kots the clown is a clown that performs in GC ( Greek class ) and shoots his shot with the one and only PANA - he is a great guy
by Anthony.rovid January 6, 2021
Get the kots the clownmug. by Science02 July 24, 2016
Get the Death Clownmug. When a someone initially makes it look like you have a chance with them by making advances or flirting and you fall for it, but it turns out they were joking, or just using you for personal gain.
Blueballs or loner boner.
Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.
Blueballs or loner boner.
Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.
Person 1: Man, that girl Katelyn really just took my money and left me.
Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen
Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen
by Neoslayer July 24, 2021
Get the Clown Meatmug. Tweakers who have two faces, that get the elders drunk and then steal all their money. After, they clown around accomplishing nothing and smoking marijuana constantly, which makes them USELESS.
Me- My aunt and cousin just got my grandma drunk and stole all her money
Salad Fingers- Wow what an Electric Clown!!!!!!
Salad Fingers- Wow what an Electric Clown!!!!!!
by clown smuggler September 19, 2009
Get the Electric Clownmug.