christophern 

A Sap king, he loves his job,
He even earned his new name BOB
A Pip lover, some Beyonce too,
My good mate Chris, he’s my number one bru!

To describe him as a square is really unfair,
The two things just do not compare,
A day with him is a real treat,
Even if most the time he’s like a dog in heat!

Cracks me up laughing for most of the day,
Until that is, his opinions get in the way!
He is my mountain, he is the sea,
Thankfully the funny man sits next to me!

He's a real Christophern...meaning great friend!

christophern by Lulu_parkes January 11, 2009

christophe sanchez 

a mexican rappist

Christophe Sanchez rapped my girl

christophe sanchez by nicolass pooping on the go June 8, 2010

Christopher Proctor 

Does like to sing in the shower

Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes

#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"

#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"

#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."

Christopher Proctor by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011

Christophof 

Christophof's (Pronounced Kris-tof-of) are very rare, and there is only one known on the Earth. Sometimes the Christophof can be a chode but this only occurs about once a year. Christophof's are extraordinary fluffy, especially on his stomach area. A Christophof can sometimes talk random shit but they also often have something interesting to say. On top of all this a Christophof can make one hell of a cup of tea. To conclude, the Christophof is an all round awesome dude.

Dude: Wow, did you see that Christophof, he was really hairy?

Christophof by TheMonsterDudette January 18, 2012

christopher hawkinz 

christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"

"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."

"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"

"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."

christopher hawkinz by supadupaparatrupa April 30, 2012

christopher daniel wiseman 

Noun a man who you would't want to piss off, he's strong caring and dont give a fuck what other think. Will help others before helping himself, he is very wise and smart, when a girl get him he will love her with all his heart and will protect her with all his might. A hard worker. He will want to have kids when he's ready will support his family when he get one, never cheat on his girlfriend/wife. He will put a smile on your face chear you up when needed. And has a huge cock

Her boyfriend is a christopher daniel wiseman he chear her up all the time she always smiles around him

christopher daniel wiseman by allamerican1996 November 1, 2013

christopher hance 

A man who plays basketball, baseball, and football. He's not a poop nugget and is wayyyy better than James! He gets all da the girls and gets me with style. What a guy!

Man, that guys is a definite Christopher Hance

christopher hance by James the Poopnugget November 22, 2016