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A guy that LOVES to fuck teddy bears
Holy shit it’s christian! Wait is he fucking a teddy bear rn?!?”

“Ew gross.”
by teddybearcrig April 14, 2022
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A dude who is cracked at the tuba my guy.
Christian is cracked.
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Dates 6ths graders short fragile no kneecaps and fine asf loves girls that have B in their name lightskin
Christian-someone cute
by Ducktitties April 16, 2022
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Short fragile lightskin likes 6th graders ages 10-11 no kneecaps likes girl with B in their name likes blasian BSF is gay brown skin but really lightskin who looks like a duck ex looks like a fish and is short and brown skin
Christian-no bitches
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A pyramid scheme based on a philosophy that was fairly progressive 2000 years ago. It has been rendered obsolete by modern scientific understanding largely due to its inability to resolve its inconsistencies through intelligently-applied critical thinking. It now serves as a means of deterring social and political advancement and as a tax on the gullible.
The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.
by anajafpour April 21, 2022
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People who are named christian are gay and like daniel and got rejected not ONCE but TWICE 😘😘
christian likes daniel 🤷 ♀️
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A literal firecracker usually doesn't care about people's feelings and he would rather think logic than have emotion. A very mean man. When people are trying to get him on task and help him he gets all defensive and doesn't care about anybody else but himself. Usually, he is kind of tall and he always wears sweaters with brown hair. Really racist sometimes. But he also has some things deep and hidden that he doesn't want to bring up that happened in his past. He also has low self-esteem. Overall mid man.
Yo Christians heading this way! no!

Ugggg please be quiet Christian your being mean.
by GreenSmellyman April 27, 2022
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