Saggy Chode

Saggy Chode: A Short stubie fat meaty penis that sags to the floor with it's fuzzy ball sacks, when saggy may skwish together like meat sacks, the flavor is bitter and claimy with a hint of jew juice.

Eww Unice your saggy chode just slaped my face, you got juice everywere.

by Priscilla P August 27, 2008

chode

a dick thats as wide as its long, really common in fat people.

guy 1. dude, see that fat guy hitting on those little kids.
guy 2. i bet he has a chode
guy 1. ikr!

by epinephrineaddict February 11, 2009

Chode

As everyone knows is, hypothetically, "A penis wider than it is long" - BUT does it exist??

Sophie really wants to find a Chode

by Third Place April 28, 2003

Chode

A Chode is deifnitely a penis wider than it is long. Seriously, "gooch" and "taint" already exist as totally legit words. Chode is a great word used to describe a certain type of penis.

Look at that chode. Can that even fit in a vagina? And it's only an inch long.

by Zak S December 28, 2005

Chode

A penis that is as fat as it is long is a chode. The gooch is the area between the ass and the balls. There is no doubt about this. I don't know why people keep on arguing that gooch and chode are synonymus! They're not!
GOOCH - area between crotch and ass
CHODE - chubby dick

I was sucking dick and I thought I was still playing with the balls. It turned out it was a chode.

by Ana Elena October 29, 2005

the chobes

Something extraordinarily excellent. Of particularly fine quality or appearance.

Dude, I'm telling you, get the cajun chicken. The sauce on that shit is the chobes, joe.

Fuck me! Danny's new girlfriend is the chobes.

by Tyrathect May 20, 2006

chode-blap

To hit a woman across the face with a penis that is wider than it is long: to blap a woman with a chode

He's one heckuva chode-blapper!

by Foxy October 29, 2003