Cell phone bombing

When you call someone and the only thing you say before hanging up is something you know will irritate them severely.

An example of cell phone bombing is calling up a friend who is deathly afraid of spiders and yelling "SPIDERS! SPIDERS, EVERYWHERE!!!" and promptly hanging up.

I cell phone bombed my brother, who is very OCD in his dislike for odd numbers, by calling, saying "I see sevens," and hanging up.

by Q-Swagg January 15, 2013

Cell Shalked

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.

Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.

by Veronica Paige May 8, 2015

Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.

Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

CellarDwellers

People who never left the sesh

Look at those CellarDwellers they're f****** wrecked

by SeshBaby July 13, 2017

Celabortion

A party that you throw after an abortion to celebrate the fact that you will continue to have money and your own life.

Chrystal was so happy that she got $500 for her Celabortion. Now she can get lit and get laid.

by Evil Bastrd August 15, 2017

Cellationship

A sexual relationship that takes place solely on your cellular phone, i.e. sexting, phone sex, etc., possibly with a few real life sexual meet ups. One person usually has multiple cellationships, and hides all the other ones from each of their partners. These relationships don't last long and are usually just for hook-ups.

Sally: Jan, are you texting that boy, Charles, you're in a cellationship with again?
Jan: No, I'm texting Brian.
Sally: Wait, you have more than one cellationship?
Jan: Doesn't everyone?

by Junko Jack September 27, 2017

Cellar Door

It is another way of describing the pussy. It is not the front door, it is definitely not the back door, its the cellar door. Takes you to the space below.

She said I couldn't go in the back door, but if I knocked on the cellar door she would let me enjoy downstairs.

by Hum da Hum Hum October 30, 2017