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Canada's History

A sexual game wherein a Canadian woman no taller than 134.6 cm is place inside the Stanley Cup and hides a hockey puck deep within her neither regions. She then covers herself with maple syrup, places a toboggan (nee took) on her head, and slaps on a curlicue villain mustachio. Her partner must then cook 15 flapjacks, wear a lumberjack shirt, strap on snowshoes, and equip himself with as many used sweaty jockstraps of the Ottawa Senators as possible. Using the hot flapjacks he must remove the maple syrup, stuffing each one up his rear as they become saturated. After this task is finished, he will use his grapthrork (moose antlers attached to the forearm of a bear) to dig out the hockey puck. The female then preforms tugjobs on the male until he fills the entire Stanley Cup. The contents of the cup are then served to the local retirement home with the ass pancakes the next morning.
Did you hear that Jean Micheal and Joan Michelle were busy sharing Canada's History with the retirees at Shady Acres this morning? I hear it took them 12 hours to get everything together.
by Le Beuf February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's History is a slang term for the space between a post-menopausal woman's breasts, implying their age and worthlessness. Often heard of in geriatric pornography or when encountering cougars at the bar.
"Dude, Canada's History is looking really bleak from here."
by The Jersey Rat February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Inspired by the great Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is a depraved sex act in which a gigantic moose head is mounted over the stanley cup and then used as a seat for the female during intimate times. Then Grade A Canadian Maple syrup is poured over the private parts of the loving couple for extra sweet lubrication. Finally the contents which spill into the Stanley Cup during copulation are consumed at the the end of the festivities with a hardy yelp of "HOW'S ABOOT THAT CANADIAN HISTORY?!". An oil painted portrait of Stephen Colbert hung next to the moose head is optional.
-"Dude I had to take aboot five showers to get the sticky off from that crazy Canada's History last night."

-"I pulled off the nastiest Canada's History with your mom last night."

-"Thank god for Stephen Colbert or we would not have Canada's History."
by SarahPalinMadeCaribouExtinct February 5, 2010
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blame canada

Something that all stupid americans say when they can't solve their own damn problems!!!
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Canada

The country where they film the best show in the world... Degrassi
Canada is the most awsomest place in the world... let's go watch Degrassi
by Barbie0822 August 31, 2005
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Canada

The US's hat.
US: Its kinda chilly out. I guess I'll wear my Canada today.
by pandawa February 7, 2010
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Canada fuck boy

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