Batch

West Ireland variation of the word "bitch". Became prominent through Irish TV Show 'Hardy Bucks' and, as of yet can be used in circumstances where swear words would not be tolerated. Alternatives include nicknames, to get a girl's attention, swear word and used almost exclusively as a prelude to call your girlfriend and get her to make a sandwich.

Appropriate with use of a countryside Irish accent. If spoken any way otherwise, fines may be issued.

"Here, batch.....make me a sandwich"

"Batch, where have you been?!"

"You're some batch for not going to mass"

"Luis Suarez is the biggest batch known to man"

by Beeforoni September 12, 2014

Branch tactics

noun- The ultimate way to be a cunt, by gaining a females trust and making her fall for you, engaging in intercourse, and then leaving her for another female where you use the same tactics.

K-"Why did you do knock down ginger on her house so much?"

A-"I was using the Branch tactics for her to invite me in and get her to sit her on my cock, only the tip can go in though."

by The great marbini April 15, 2016

branchin

When you're about to glo up /To better yourself. /Growing out of the old shitty you.

Omg two years ago Adrienne was so ugly but I'm glad she's finally branchin .

by Flippytifties December 2, 2016

Sig Ol' Batch

The nether-regions of a the very large, rare animal known as the riggopotomus

Get your Sig Ol' Batch away from me!

by GhettoBraket October 17, 2003

Diesel-smack...biatch!

the act of putting the diesel smack on someone when they are out of line or just plain annoying; Originating from midwestern foundation, from Reitzel descent.

"Teehee, I'm on varsity!"
"Oh yeah...dieselsmack...biatch!"

by Cha Cha Scalliwag December 10, 2004

biatch

Any person(s) who is behaving in a bothersome or annoying manner...

boy is he so biatch..

by PiXiE April 19, 2005

Brach

A dark chocolate penis

Ex. Did you hear he has a brach?

by LLLLLLLOLLLLLLL September 3, 2016