biblical

The replacement for the word "epic." Epic got old. It got boring listening to people say "epic win!" and "epic fail!" So, it only makes sense to replace it with a new word, and the most appropriate word would be "biblical".

Bobby: I just pwnd that guy at World of Warcraft.

Andy: Biblical win!

Bobby Inorite?

Andy: That was some biblical pwnage!

by Chigglywiggly September 14, 2009

Biblical

A killing of EPIC proportion

Malcolm, Give me back my bag or the consequences will be BIBLICAL

by Patricia and David February 27, 2004

The LAD Bible

A way of life according to the LAD commandments. The leaders of the LAD cult. All commandments can be found on www.theladbible.com

The LAD Bible commandments
#217 Thou shall go MILF hunting in Iceland because mums go to Iceland.
#196 Thou shall never say the word 'Reem'.

by Sherminator123 October 28, 2012

Bible thumping

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010

Bible

A book that DOES NOT oppress people who happen to be gay. It explains that having feelings for the same gender is not a sin. (It does however say that having intercourse with the same gender is a sin, because intercourse is supposed to be a sacred thing and God would like it to go as he has designed it)

I can't believe people talk about the Bible that way- it's not that cruel!

by corey2525 December 30, 2020

bible thumped

the act of sexual intercourse taking place while on top of a copy of the holy Bible.

I went out with a guy I met in church last night and we bible thumped on my dads desk

by Lady Jai_ October 13, 2013

Bible Adventures

There have been countless games made that are worse than this one.

I've played numerous games that were way worse than this one.

Bible Adventures was actually kind of cool.

I liked being David and using my slingshot!

Take that you Philistine!

by David thwaps Goliath (take that ya big oaf!) January 23, 2005