by asclkndkla May 29, 2013
The catty girl at the bar exclaimed, "Oh, Scarlett, you are so tan. Where have you been?" Scarlett replied, "I've just spent three glorious days at Cantan Beach." Scarlett then quickly walked away without further explanation.
by scarlettonline January 26, 2009
The Beach Effect
by TBE. March 11, 2019
The lapse in perception that makes girls appear sexier on the beach. It’s a combination of the little clothing, sunlight and other aspects of the environment that make them appear at least one/two points (out of ten) more attractive.
I met an Indian chick on the beach in Mexico and I thought she looked good. When we met up later that night to hang out she dropped from a 6 to a 4. Must have been the beach effect.
by nonamericanwomenonly September 13, 2022
A straight turd that is so long, it emerges from the toilet bowl water to have it's "head" poking out of the water and resting above the water line.
I ate a big steak last night and today left a beached gator in the toilet...whew, that sucker was huge!
by DKWSea March 10, 2012
The act of securing a shopping cart in a parking lot where there is no convenient or safe place to leave it.
Person #1: Where are you going? Just leave the cart there.
Person #2: No way, I am going to beach the cart on that curb over there so it doesn't go rogue and ding someone's car.
Person #1: We should all be so courteous.
Person #2: No way, I am going to beach the cart on that curb over there so it doesn't go rogue and ding someone's car.
Person #1: We should all be so courteous.
by MrMet1974 October 25, 2010
Girl: Mom im going to visit some Yorkshire beaches
Mom: Okay have a nice time sweetie
Boy: ready to fuck?
Mom: Okay have a nice time sweetie
Boy: ready to fuck?
by mymanbojo March 22, 2022