bartendress

a female bartender with moxie

Jessica is my favorite bartendress; she always has a lot of attitude.

by Timothy Nordvedt September 21, 2005

Baby Batter

Semen, or man juice. also see skeet

I hit that raw and dumped all baby batter on that chick.

by The Bizzle October 7, 2004

Battered Boss Syndrome

A Boss who, because of constant and severe insubordination, may become depressed and/or unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to fire the abusing employee. The condition explains why abused bosses may not seek assistance from others, fire their abusers, or leave the abusive situation. Sufferers may have low self-esteem, and are often led to believe that the insubordination is their fault.

Agnes and Marion took a steaming dump on Mr. Smith's desk because he asked them to write out their daily schedules. Because of constant insubordination for years, when Mr. Smith saw the warm turds, he stated, "This is my fault. They've been working SOOOO hard. At least they didn't poop on my chair." Little did he know....indeed they had shat his chair. Mr. Smith was suffering from Battered Boss Syndrome. :(

by HilSug July 10, 2010

bitten by the cobra

to feel so drowsy that sleep is inevitable.

"Whats a matter with you, dude?"
"Im ok, I think I just got bitten by the cobra."
"Oh, you mean you just going to pass out for a few minutes."
"Ya, that's it then I'm going to get right back up again and start eating again cause I'm a hungry little bastard."

by dman82 February 14, 2012

batting on a sticky wicket

having sex with a women after she just had sex with another man

a yo i fucked her but i was batting on a sticky wicket

by yung gravy October 1, 2017

Car battery masturbate

Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny

Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate

by Fucker5304 October 2, 2016

jeff bettencourt

He be a teacher who teaches and who always wears a hat and who sumetimes cusses yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss he be amazing teacherr boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

jeff:my name jeff i am a teacher .He be a teacher who teaches and who always wears a hat and who sumetimes cusses yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss he be amazing teacherr boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.JEFF BETTENCOURT IS A TEACHER A NICE 1

by maiwaifu December 18, 2017