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Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman!

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!
Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010
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battle-pig

A large (fat or manly) female that mingles with a group of incredibly attractive women in night clubs. The battle pig will scare away men attempting to interact with the attractive females. The only way to bypass the battle-pig is for a self-sacrificing man to offer himself to the battle pig so that his friends may get close to the attractive females.
Dude, I can't get with that chick with the battle-pig in the way.
by Gavin L August 12, 2007
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batmans

extasyyyy, X, 007's, cristal, bibs
that bitch is sellin batmans hella cheap!
by anonymous8700 June 22, 2007
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Samoan Battle Cannons

two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.

the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge

and

the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.

the goal of the game is simple:

should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.

and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.

typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
Samoan Battle Cannons

similar to Seven Round Stink Blasting

or

Lunchbag Drenching
by Captain Frosty March 4, 2009
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BATMN

Blew Air Through My Nose
The twit was so funny I actually BATMN.
by xpil October 16, 2018
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battle rifle

A category of firearms that is, in fact, different from an assault rifle. Assault rifles must have full-auto capability while chambered for intermediate cartridges such as the 5.56 NATO, which is found in many rifles today. However, the battle rifle may come in a greater variety of firing modes such as bolt action, semi-auto, full auto, and burst. Also, battle rifles employ larger rounds than assault rifles such as the .30-06 and 7.62x51 NATO (not the same bullet found in the AK-47, which is the 7.62x39 NATO)

However, because they are chambered for larger bullets, thus causing heavier recoil, they are not always as suited for full-auto fire compared to assault rifles. Battle rifles are more effective for support roles and when engaged in mid-long range combat.

Two excellent examples of battle rifles are the American M14 and the Belgian FN FAL. These rifles are both automatic and fire the full-powered 7.62x39. There are many other battle rifles but these two are among the most famous.
Battle rifles have been used in military forces around the world. Don't mess with someone with a battle rifle.

Halo has made the term battle rifle quite popular among the gaming community.
by lolology May 8, 2008
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Battle bears

Battle bears is one of the awesomest apps in the world where you kill cute pink little Teddy bears who want to hug you to death (sounds stupid but is surprisingly good)
Oliver:I am sick and tired of these $&@! Huggables on this &@$! Ship

Line from battle bears
by Mr.mam June 4, 2011
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