bald

Nick

Nick is bald.

by Nitcholous January 20, 2022

Bald

When you’re so surprised or excited for something, especially when you aren’t expecting it.

*Beyoncé releases a surprise album*

Me: OMG I AM SO BALD!

by leakeypipe January 21, 2022

Slap A Bald Head Day

on April 28 (the day musolini died) we slap everyone who is bald and they cant fight back

yo its Slap A Bald Head Day
ye lets go slap some niggas

by appello May 18, 2022

bald asshole

A hairless asshole

That twink has a perfectly bald asshole

by PinkTater May 18, 2022

Bald

When you're acting like the guy who stole The Rocks shiny head (creatue)

You are being bald

by FlameChy May 21, 2022

Bald Nugget

“Unprepared/without a safety net”

You can’t go talk to that girl bald nugget. You need to have a plan.

by WILDaboutGURLS May 31, 2022

Bald

Someone who had to sacrifice their hair for “reasons”

I wish I was bald

by Sammymmm1 December 18, 2021