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Mitzvah Blanket

1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies
Damn, Rachel will only let me use a mitzvah blanket, there is only a hole between us
by Tim pen123q2r June 14, 2010
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Dolphin Blanket

Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.
We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.
by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010
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Blanketing

A strategy implemented when one breaks up with their significant other. Involves alot of talking to/befriending potential people who may want to be with their ex in order to put guilty thoughts in their head if they ever try, and ultimately stop them trying.
John: "Man, are you going to sleep with Steph or what? She's broken up with Mike!"

Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"
by samworthington May 23, 2010
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Blanket People

John knew he was near the Indian reservation, when he saw how many blanket people were in the store that he stopped at.
by runtothewell June 5, 2010
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Reverse Electric Blanket

The Electric Blanket, but with a fat woman and a smaller man.
She almost smothered me with her flying fat, it was a total Reverse Electric Blanket!
by Matt SR December 10, 2007
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blanket fin

A fold or bit of blanket forming a "fin" shape
Snuggle Partner #1 "Is that shark in our bed?!"

Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."

Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."
by lil-nugget February 5, 2013
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fur blanket

A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.
Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.
by snowpenguin September 14, 2014
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