wet albert

insertion of the arm into the anus, spreading the fingers.

also see moist albert, wet adam and wet conjugate

She gave him a wet albert last night

by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005

amber fluid

Australian slang for beer.

Mike's had a bit too much amber fluid; he'll be chundering soon.

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

amber heard

Amber Heard is busy being a superheroine both on and off the screen. An outspoken advocate for the rights of women, refugees, immigrants, and the LGBTQ community, she inspires others to take action and join her in the fight to change the world.
She's Mera in Aquaman 2 and Justice League. Amber Heard dated Elon Musk - the inventor of Tesla and SpaceX - for a year. She heroically fights off AI bots on the internet in her 21st century story.

I'd go watch every movie with Amber Heard for the rest of my life even if it filmed 2 hours of Brad Pitt bragging about his love life. All the best Amber we're all with You. She deserves so much more, and so much better.

- Say hello to Elon Musk at the launch of Cape Canaveral.

by ElonMuskFan January 7, 2021

Albert Zone

A zone much lower than the friend zone; once you're here you may as well give up. Also, you know you are in the zone when you are blocked on all social networks. In other words, you're fucked.

Dude, you are officially in the Albert Zone.

by EP39 October 16, 2014

amber daily

A whore that uses god to come between marriages. she likes to threaten kidnapping your children and mudering your wife after she has played every dirty card in the book, such as straling your cell phone and asking your wife for a divorce after inviting you to church to seek counsel to repair your marriage. She's a real go getter that Amber Daily......she sees which married, depressed, ill man she wants and then manipulates in anyway to get him. Fortunately, those of us that can see the evil have no problem identifying her tactics and predicting them a head of time.......a synonym for Amber Daily would be Jezebell, whore, or homewreck......one who reeks havoc without any regard to other humans, such as wives, children, and ill men.

The Jezebell is a real Amber Daily!

by Xanity.enkrypt May 25, 2016

Albert

Cool ass beeto eat ass lives day by day and has a shit dick and hotter

Albert eats booty

by Beeto btw May 1, 2019

fat albert

a reagent added to a reaction in order to create the thermodynamically favored enol.

Fat Albert.

by Dr. Suess of Organic Chemistry May 23, 2011