Esmee Parker

Esmee Parker has the biggest cock known to man and a gigantic gyat.

“Hey that girl has a big cock!”
“Must be Esmee Parker”

by Skibidirizz August 17, 2024

Parker

Parker is a very hot, sexy, and cool. Parker gets anyone they want and has sex all the time. Parker is basically a magnet to the ladies, and is very very fast, almost even sub 21 5k time. I dont know what would happen if this sexy man named parker ever left.

Girl 1- Hey Parker, I am in love with you

Parker- Hoe go to the back of the line

Girl 1- but you are so sexy and hot, and cool, and hot, oh wait i already said that my bad.

Parker- I dont care there is a massive waiting list that you are in the back of.

Girl at front of line- is this girl bothering you or something, do you need me to beat her up for you

Parker- Yes please

by peepopog123123 January 26, 2021

Mason ray Parker

A fat ass chud who scams people, known as a artist also a scammer who doesn't pay the people he hires to work for him, he scammed over 20+ people on Instagram and ghosted them without paying at all

Jason: yo bro mason ray parker is buns at making music, his shit sucks

Cam: he also scams people too, what a fat chud

by Gullits December 17, 2025

Parker Poles

The thick metal poles traditionally placed before a cycling or pedestrian only pathway to stop large motor vehicles from entering and endangering the pathway users.

"Hey Wayne, watch out for the Parker poles on your bike, you don't want to go A over T."

by LittleBearGL October 12, 2016

Parker

Super cool guy with a super cool taste in music. Your on average, 4th favorite friend. Often called Starboy by his peers. Good looking and great at beer pong.

Oh, Parker? You mean Starboy? Yeah he’s my 4th favorite friend and has good music taste.

by Parkjano November 21, 2021

Parker

a curly head ass nigga who can’t save a goal for his life

“Parker watch out there’s a ball going towards the goal get it”

Parker lets it in then punches the ground

by parkerbiggesthater May 7, 2024

Ivy Parker

Ivy is someone who haven’t met before. She’s literally looks like a goddess and has such a sweat and humble personality. She has such sophisticated yet down to earth aura around her. She has beautiful bright blue eyes with long lashes and perfect, lightly filled brows. Angelic, smooth face with strong cheekbones and jawline. Extremely smart, ( usually a year ahead in education from her peers ). The perfect freckles on her face give her a calm look and the way she throws effortless smiles on her face makes you completely memorized. Her messy yet elegant wavy hair and casual style makes everyone envy her. She’s just perfect.

Ivy Parker is someone I want to bow down to

by hsfffffff June 11, 2019