Jeremy-ing

The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
by February 24, 2025
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Jeremy Linders

A very muscular man who can bench 6000 squat 7000 and deadlift 40150579q8579357
Jeremy Linders is so sexy
by jfrdr April 28, 2023
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jeremy broady

Lame, sucks at football, sucked coach off to be 3rd string o-lineman gets burned by clark in backyard football.
by Jacoby nice April 13, 2011
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Jeremy Hayes

Person 1: oh wow ur so good at football
Jeremy Hayes: i know right su un god
by Broskisgodsplan July 06, 2019
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Jeremy Charbonneau

A man with a large cock that gets on his hands and knees for any guy that drops his pants infront of him, normally only Ewan. but yes jeremy likes to get frisky... ;)
Ewan: hey jeremy

Jeremy: hey Ewan ;)

Ewan: you thinking what im thinking...

Jeremy: gwak gwak gwak gwak ughhhhhhhh

he is a Jeremy Charbonneau
by jers step bro April 02, 2022
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Potato Jeremys

(noun)

A literal and verbose way of saying fries, usually said by those of rural background.
Cashier: "You want fries with that?"

Customer: *in a high pitched intellectual voice*
"Where I’m from, we call fries Potato Jeremys!"

Cashier: *in an angry voice* "Where the FUCK are you from?!"
by Goot_63 December 23, 2024
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Jeremy Van Dyk

The qualities of being gormless however showing exceptional CPM rate
Hey, I heard that intern is like a Jeremy Van Dyk ;)
by Slagfest August 04, 2022
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